Crap about the latest episode of Doctor Who-tiem.
Considering I don't think I've made a proper DW post here yet this series. NOT EVEN ABOUT THE TIM EPISODE. I did a huge fangirl rant on DA, but not here. My bad.

Anyway: On to The Doctor's Daughter!

( Spoilers, spoilers and spoilahz! :D )

I'll shut up now.





p.s. - I just watched East Is East again 8D
"MAM! MAM! THE PAKIS ARE 'ERE!" Hahaha, gets me every time...

p.s.p.s. - I want a fucking Sugar Glider. Like, now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO

I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE FAMILY GUY, JUST WATCH IT.


Also, funnily 90% of the comments on that vid are from people who have no idea of what humor is but like to think that they do. Double the lulz! :D

I just tripped over my printer and fucking broke it.

Not majorly but still, I dunno if I can fix it back together.




Nice going, Ozza.
Niiiiiiiiice...
You're such a ballbag xD

NO
IT ISN'T
FUCK OFF


Um, yeah so after masses of sweating worrying and nearly dying, me and the Fhagster (by that I mean shaggi_fox btw) are actually able to finish our Media Movie Trailer project to be handed in on Thursday. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO l..l
lol.
It's been an ordeal, what with her mass absences from college (which she's gone done for, both from me and the head of year) and the fact that every piece of software/electronic goods is a piece of rancid crap and fails to work at all, but now we can finally work on it this weekend on my laptop - which I'm pretty sure won't die on us like everything else.
... I hope D:

Well, this was a crap update. Sorry I haven't read my f-list much btw, I've been mainly loitering deviantartsnark (genius) for the past godknows and it's distracting. Also, CAPSLOCK 8D

BUUUUT I'm also here to pimp my new CRAPPY VIDYA!
Dedicated to capsgear, it's under the cut out of your way.

( BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY MAGIC ROUNDABOUT )
Oh, and WARNING: May be unsafe for watching in the workplace.
Yeeaaahh... Just in case.

EDIT: Durhurhur... I just realised something really funny. I mean, IMMENSELY funny. Not gonna say what it is exactly, but it involves someone being far too 'SRS BZNZ' for their own good and getting butthurt over it. I lol'd.

Last night I had a dream about Dick and Dom...
...and their gayness D:>
Wow, I've even started slashing people in my SLEEP. ...But I don't think it counts so much if they're canon like those guys are.
Worst bit is, they were getting it on in a car and Johnny Vegas was there, WATCHING. JOHNNY VEGAS. I'm not even joking. It's official, I'm a sick fuck.

And I just installed and uninstalled Internet Explorer 7.
See, I hate using AOL and I refuse to download FireFox, so I'm stuck with shitty plain old Internet Explorer, which I don't really mind as the only problems it really caused me were with Y!Gallery and I'm banned from there now anyway so LOOOOOOOOL...
...but recently IE has started freaking out on me, saying the search bar can't open and coming up with 'page cannot be displayed' CONSTANTLY (even when there's nothing wrong with the signal strength, which is usually the cause). Last time it was like this was because I'd let my History get backed up but I cleared it and the thing was still on the fritz. So I decided that maybe IE7 might make things all better 8D
OH. MY. SHIT.
Internet Explorer 7 is the UGLIEST. FUCKING. THING. I swear, I wanted to drowned it in the bath, chop it's body up and bury it under the neighbour's rabbit hutch just to get away from it. It was HIDEOUS. How people live with shit like that, I have no idea, so I almost cried from the sheer concentration of fail from the thing and got rid of it straight away.
Oh my poor poor IE6-baby... I'l never hurt you gain... :'c

Microsoft are bastards.

In fact, they're double bastards because my stupid Media Player won't play .avi's for some reason, just the sound.
I set it to download codecs automatically and it's still being a dick. Fucking Microsoft, can't get anything right... And it's their fault Movie Maker is a cock up too. How the hell are me and Shaggi supposed to finish our Media trailer project when things don't even work? >:c
WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?!/1/111

p.s. I need to draw moar lol

Here is a meme that I'd never seen before so I though I'd give it a go.

...like any of you will even bother to read it xD

( IT'S LIKE... YOU CAN TOTALLY LEARN ABOUT MY SHITTY LIVING CONDITIONS )

Bored now :/
I have arts to finish, BUT I really have to try this camera from school and find out if the format works on my computer so I can start on editing me and Shaggi's MOVIE TRAILER FUCKYEAH! ...for Media.

Also, gonna make something awsumsss for the competition over on capsgear and I have a pretty good idea of what to do ;D

I wanted to write my serious thoughts on 'Planet Of The Ood' 'cos all I did was a fangirl rant about Timness on DevianTART...

Unfortunately, I'm tired and just spent about an hour and a half on the phone to Shaggi-face, bitching about people that think they can draw but are so shit that it makes your eyes bleed. Kinda of like a real life version of deviantartsnark.

Now I just want to make CAPSLOOOOOOOCK and go to bed.

SO HERE IS SOME WEEZUL FAGGOTRY BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW AND OH GOD I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO TIRED I HAVE COLLEGE TOMORROW AND THEN SDGFDGFSDGFSGFD MOORTHORPE AND OMG WON'T THOSE SPARKLEDOG MAKING 12 YEAR OLD RETARDS SHUT UP ALREADY YOUR CHARACTER IS HIDEOUS GET OVER IT ANYWAY HERE IS A PICTURE I'M SO ANGRY AND TIRED AND HYPED UP AAAAAAAARGH:



A challenger appears!
:D

THREE HOURS 'TIL TIM MCINNERNY IS IN DOCTOR WHO

MY HOUSE SMELLS OF PAINT
I FEEL SICK

It's official. I appear to be dying.

Wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't for shitting college D:<
I have to finish aaall my graphics cack and hand it in Friday, but I don't feel like doing it because I just want to sleep until the germs leave out of sheer boredom. Because I am poorly. And it is shit.

Didn't even want to go into college today but I need to get my EMA because I probably won't get last week's money.

Last week has not only cost me £30, but is the reason why I am ill now >:c
Okay, so after Graphics on Friday I had 2 hours free until assemBLEE (lol) and after that we were supposed to go to Media for some unknown reason seeing as the lesson was cancelled. WUHT.
SOOOOOOO, without anywhere to go/anyone to hang out with for 2 hours I decided to catch the bus home, spend an hour there and then catch the bus back down.
So it's drizzling with rain when I go out to catch the bus down down to Minsy, and it's about 5 minutes until the bus is due but OMG GUESS WHAT? No bus >:c
So I waited for 20 more minutes in the cold and the rain slowly got heavier and heavier and I'm a dipshit that forgot her coat and doesn't have a brolly and ended up soaked, so in the end I just thought "fuck it, it's not worth it" and headed back home because even if the bus had FINALLY turned up then, I couldn't go back to school and sit there completely soaked.

NOW I HAVE THE FLU.
Fucking college takes the PISS, yo.

And today Mrs Evans decided to be a collosal BELLEND (even though she's usually quite nice) with her stupid:
Evans: Can you hand your work in today for marking? D:<
Me: No... I forgot it :c [which is true, because I felt so shit this morning I could barely even get ready]
Evans: THERE'S NO FORGETTING IN THIS LIFE YOU KNOW. [wtf?]
*she storms out*
Me: ... WELL, I DID SO APPARENTLY THERE IS. >:U
Gary: LoooooL
Me: God, no need to be such a BITCH...

At least Mr Ridgeway is ACTUALLYANICEFUCKINGPERSON LIEKOMG, and he could tell I was ill and thought I shouldn't be in school.
But I was, so there.

And now I'm dying to just go back to sleep again (been asleep from about 12 'til 5, AGAIN) but OHGUESSWHAT- Have to try and finish coursework. Which I can't. Because I just feel sick and tired and frankly, I don't even care anymore.

Wow, you're all obviously trying to kill me.


:'C

I'll just have to remember that it's less than 3 days 'til Tim in Doctor Poo. :D
And yeeey, because I was JUST bitching about how Shooting Stars used to be on UKTVGold2 but hasn't been since it became Dave, but yesterday I fell asleep on the remote and when I woke up, it had flipped over to Virgin1 and Shooting Stars was just about to start.
MAGIC POWERS?!?!11 I think so. Check out my magic-flu skillz, yo.

Woo and hey, because me, shaggi_fox and daz_auto just spent the day filming for the movie trailer we have to make in Media 8D

WE IS GANGSTUHS DERPDERPDERP

We were supposed to start filming yesterday but someone (oh yeah, Shaggi, I know you're reading this, you PENIS xD) decided to sleep aaaaaaaall day and then have a bath, so we didn't really have the time/light to get much done.
I missed Doctor Who due to filming but meh, I watched the repeat.
Tried to watch the pissing thing on BBCiPlayer, it got to the bit near the end when Donna's all "BAAAAAAWWWWWW SAVE THEM" and the Doctor was all "LOLNO" and it cut to the family about to die, and you were just about to see whether he went back and saved them or not wheeen:
Error loading this video.
Please try again.

Excuse me, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
I just watched 40 minutes of it, you're gonna crap out on me NOW? Sheer bloody cheek! D:<
Nuh, but I dun't mind really x3
GOT TO SEE TIMFACE MCTIM AT THE END AND I WAS LIKE "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH XDDDDDDD HE LOOKS ALL FAAAAAAAAT, LOOOOOOOOOL!"

All excited now. 6 DAYS LEFT, DUDE. 6 DAYS. Then I can finally watch Timmeh in Doctor Who o3o *fangirls*

AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Because my dad's trying to fix it so that me, him, Ann (his girlfriend), Sarah and Gary (her daughter and grandson btw) can all go to see COMPLETE MADNESS on the 27th. It'll be a dream come true, seeing as I've being dying to see them for ages and it'll get me out of going with our Tracey and Carly, who are promising to take me out on the piss in future (DO NOT WANT).
But I'm WELL chuffed, gash.





... Now, I was also going to lul about all the fucking butthurt and faggotry over this COPYRIGHTS WARZ thing that people have been bitching about though they don't even know anything about it. But now I cba, because though it is FUCKING FUNNY AS SIN and highly pathetic, typing it out again is something I couldn't care less about. May mention it tomorrow or something. It's dumb, is all I'll say.
BRB, LOLLING AT POINTLESS AMOUNTS OF BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

Ma wants to get rid of my fucking cat.

NO.

NO.

NO.

SHE IS MY FUCKING STUPID MONGREL CAT.
MINE.
IT'S MY DECISION AND I SAY NO.

Why get rid of Moo?
Because apparently, "Oh, it's CRUEL making her live outside when she's old..."

WTF?!! Ma, YOU'RE the one that makes her live in the fucking garage. NOT ME.
If it's so damn cruel, why not just let her in the stupid house for a change, you stupid bastard? D:<

Can't believe the injustice of it. Everything I ever care about turns to complete and utter shit and it's not fair.

She says to give the cat to my Grandma, which isn't even fair on the cat because I know for a fact that that mental old biddy will never hardly let her out of her bungalow, which isn't fair as the cat's had about 8/9 years of being able to do whatever she wants. Also she'd make her use a litter tray and our Mindy HATES them, she'd rather go outside (and can you really blame her? I mean, would you want to shit in a plastic box in front of people? No, I thought not).

Not fair, she's MY cat. Grandma always said she would never get another cat anyway so I don't see why she's so intent on stealing mine.
She can get her own fucking cat and pick one with less diseases >:C

LoL... I sound like Ellie Creed from Pet Sematary ("Church is MY cat! If God wants one, he can get his own cat, not mine!")

BUTWELLYEH

Mindy's almost 12 now and I've her since she was tiny, it's sick to try and take her away from me now after all this time.
I know I bitch about the ugly smelly little thing but it's obvious I do actually love her. I'm so fucking pissed off about this.
I JUST WANT TO KEEP MY FUCKING CAT

And we all know she's just trying to get rid of Moo because Dave hates her. Perfect fucking KING OF THE HOUSE Dave, who banishes everything he doesn't like to the garage. Dave can fuck off and shit pineapples and broken glass, because he's a cuntcuntcunt and has no right to say anything.

Leave my fucking cat ALONE.

I didn't cry at Torchwood :/

Seems that everyone else claimed to have been 'sobbing like a little whiny bitch with a skinned knee and shit'.

LooooooooooooooooooooL...

Don't get me wrong, o' course it was sad.
Just... I didn't think it was THAT sad. Which is pretty funny coming from the person that a) cried at the last ever episode of Black Books and b) cried at The League Of Gentlemen when the Local Shop was burning down with Tubbs & Edward in it. ...I cry at weird shit.


AND FUCK
Because it's still another two weeks 'til Timmeh McInfag is in Doctor Who D:<
WHAT A JIP, I HAVE TO WAIT OVER 8 MONTHS SINCE I ORIGINALLY FOUND OUT TO SEE THE CRAPPY THINGsdffdsfedseffedf...
Still, there's a picture of him in our telly mag. Looking OOOLD. I lol'd at it.

SILLEH TIMOTHY, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS.




... and am I the only one that watches Torchwood and really likes Tosh? :'c
Feels it. I'm all sad naow.


Ohshi- I just realised I missed Teenage Kicks thanks to playing out with Fhaggi and Spaz (#Driiiiiiiiill fork, you can drill and fork!#).
I actually enjoyed the first episode, it wasn't killed in the transition to TV like I expected (also, Ade Edmonson in skin tight trousers = SHEER EPICNESS<3) :D

Now brb, must make arts...

A Sad Day by OverlordXenu - 3/31/08 @ 9:22PM PDT

It is with great displeasure that I post the following news.

7chan will be shutting down within the following week.

It is not due to money or legal problems. We aren't out of cash, and the US government isn't suing us into oblivion.

We have, however, decided to pull the plug on our beloved website.

7chan's domain and servers will be given away to the Association for Senegalese and Somalian Negritude for Indigenous Gregorian Gold-mining Enunciater's Relief and Salvation, so they can accomplish their goals of liberation.

For anyone wanting a new home, we suggest you guys check out 12chan. We have heard good things about them.

Sincerely,
Ralph Nader


Oh, you almost got me.
Almost.
I got to the "decided to pull the plug" bit and thought, 'holy shit, THE DATE!', looked at it and lol'd.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice...
You were doing so well.
But it's funny that I figured it out before reading the second half, cos that is some epic BS and is prime to make anyone lol.



...oh, and when I finally read it, comedy music started to play. LooooooooL...
That was a damn sight funnier than dA's Mudkip prank. Dude, Mudkips were never fucking funny in the first place. Grow up.

'LOL WE R DEVART ADMIN, WE SO FUNNY AND DOWN WIF DAH KIDS LOLOLOL MEMES LOLOLOL BARREL ROLL LOLOLOL PEDO BE-' *is shot at close range*
It's like when adults call someone a "minger", it sounds stupid as hell. Don't do it again.
I'm serious >:c
I always knew DevArt admin were knobheads.

IT'S APRIL FOOLS. BUT IT'S TOO LATE IN THE DAY TO PLAY PRANKS SO HA, SCREW YOU, I WIN.
GTFO.

Anywaaaaaay, here is a scribble/sketchdump from me because I cba to do anything else.
I may try and do a NSFW post soon if I ever draw pR0n :'c
I have one decent nuddy pic. And it's unfinished. And it's not pR0n. I fail.

ANYWAY, IT'S MOSTLY OC STUFF BUT HERE YAH GOOOOOOO~

( Seriously, here are arts. It's not an April Fool. )

Lastly...



I'M IN UR WHSMITHS
BEING SCARY

This is my new favourite picture ever, I swear to God.

Ooooo, I just found a funfunfun TV meme.
Niiiiiiice~

Oh and beware of a possible upcoming sketchdump. I feel one brewing...

( BOOOOOOW BOW-BOW BOOOOOOOOW... )


On a random note, I just thought of something awesome.
You know the Bottom episode 'Culture' when Richie and Eddie play chess?
Weeeeell, the bit when Richie is being overdramatic and biding his time until he makes his first move, he does a weird wiggly thing with his fingers (which I've tried btw and it's impossible).
HOW GOOD... WOULD THAT LOOK... AS AN ANIMATED ICON?

Just an idea I'm throwing out there.
Feel free to make it so.
Seriously. Hinthinthint.

GODDAMIT TERRY YOU NIGRA

I LOVE HATE YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW

YOU AND YOUR SMEXY FILMS

Stupid short fat Python who's cute and ugly in equal amounts that makes me want to cuddley-wuddle him until ibleedomgstupidfuckingfaggotpythondudeihateyouforbeingawesomewhyareuglypeoplesofuckingcutesdfgfdgfsgfsgfdgsfd...

Balls.

I have arts to finish and now I keep drawing weasels.
Never should've watched Terry Jones' version of Wind In The Willows.
I mean IT'S HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN.
I watch it and then erupt with WEEZUL luff because OMG THEY'RE JUST GUYS IN BIG COATS AND SHADES WITH WHISKERS AND TAILS AND HOW CUTE IS THAT OMFG LOOKIT THEIR WAISTCOATS AND SHIZZLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [/faggotry]

But last time I didn't pay enough attention to detail to draw them. BUT NOT ANYMORE BABY. FUCKINGBLOODYYEAH!
Now I'm drawing weezuls instead of doing work :c

Not just weezuls.
GAY WEEZULS.
Somehow that's so much worse.

And when I say "OMG WEEZULS ARE HAWT" that sounds really fucking furry xDDD

Tough. I liek weezuls.
And LOL because St John weezul (yes, the sweet dopey one that says too much) is Robert Bathurst. Didn't know that, then again they all look basically the same aside from the Chief Weezul being bald. ...and Geoffery weezul has a freaky nose.
Oh wow, that's so sad, I know their names :c

*kill self*

Yeah, so yesterday was cool...

I expected vast amounts of fail, largely on my part.

Though we did have to wait almost an hour and half to get a lane at the crappy Xscape bowling thingy but fuck, at least I was out of the house.
And yes, first time I've seen Daz properly since Christmas Eve. Such epic fail there. *facepalm*
But twas coo', and the names we used when bowling were EPIC AS:

Daz = Helga
Aderm = Jesus C.
Shaggi = QWERTY
Me = Alan Carr (that speaks for itself really)
Rach = The Pope

And The Pope won. Obviously God had a hand in this business, tut-tut, that shit's cheating...

Aaaaaaaaaand I got Fhaggi Back In Business on DVD for her birthday, seeing as we were going to see it at teh pictures but didn't cos... blah... cinemas suck, to put it simply.
BUT ME, SHAGZ AND DAZ ALL WATCHED THE BIT WITH CHRIS BARRIE DRESSED UP AS A BANANA (which was the main reason why we wanted to see that film in the first place so lol).

CHRIS BARRIE.

BANANA.


THESE WORDS SHOULD NOT BE TOGETHER.

"Iiiiiiiiiiii'm the big banaaaaaaana..."
This calls for a dramatic reconstruction:




Oh wow... that's some scary shizzle right there...

And there was banana-children singing too.
BUT NOT REAL CHILDREN SINGING. Just adult voices sped up.
I will never sleep again, I swear to God.

... is just over what I make a week in EMA.

Therefore, I'm going to change my name by Deed Poll :>
GUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

Don't know what to, though.
This is a big decision and must be discussed in detail.

Strange, I thought you had to be 18 to change it... Fukken awesome...



Wow, I'm looking for so much change recently.
Getting mahself fixed up, planning my next tattoo (which btw is too faggoty for words), changing my hair, and SOON my name.
Prepare for Ozza v.2 to hit the shelves at your local store in the future :D

FFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-

*implode*

I have such a to-do list ;___;

FUCKINGNIGRABATSHITCOCKSUCKINGFUCKINGTHINGAAARGHSHUTUPBEFOREIRIPOUTYOURFUCKINGSTERNUM.

I'm stressed ^w^
Not just because of the art thing.
Other stuff too, such as being in a generally 'funny mood', wanting to punch someone in the head for no apparent reason, and CERTAIN PEOPLE THAT I WOULD REFUSE TO NAME EVEN YOU ASKED BEING MASSIVE MASSIVE KNOBHEADS, EVEN MORE SO THAN ME.

LoL, I love being a complete and utter bastard. It suits me. :D
Better still that I don't really care tbh. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee~!

Yes.

BTW, new icon made from a pic shaggi_fox did for me.
Sexy or what? 8D



Well, finally, here is the sketch dump I promised :C
It's a bit shit.

Contains some OC stuff, Jack Dee, something Uptown Girl-y, and Sam Tyler: emo fag.

... dun't like dis D:

( Art faggotry under huuuuuuuuur!!1! )

... kind of glad that's finally over X333

NOW TO ACTUALLY DO MY LONG OVER-DUE GRAPHICS COURSEWORK (I'M BEHIIIIIIND).