So I've been away for a few days but it wasn't very exciting as I was only staying in the next village and I currently have almost no money because I spent £350 ordering this bad-ass new Dell laptop.
FFFFFFFFFFFFGNH

I think any dignity I may have had has now been lost due to standing in front of a fan in my boxers because my arse was too hot... :I



Sorry I haven't been very exciting recently, but that's just how it is.
um
I think some people have got bored of trying to talk to me because I'm boring and lazy as fuck, lmao
OH WELL.

Oh and unrelated, but I'm pretty certain the nice Scottish girl in the bank last week called me 'Sir'. Never been called 'Sir' before, I feel so grown up and manly. It's pretty awesome.

How do you tell a parent that you want to change your name?

More specifically, a parent that never seems to want to listen and whenever you do actually sit down and try to bring up anything serious with them, they just insist that you're "being stupid" and ignore anything you might want to say?


I would really like to know.




also, I believe the situation could become uncomfortable if certain issues about why I want to change my name arise. So let's not jump in too deep here.

... the more attractive you become.

RIP OFF THAT LEFT 4 DEAD T-SHIRT AND GET YOUR FINE ASS OVER HERE
I WANT TO SMOTHER YOU IN CHOCOLATE MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR

DUDE I'M 18 NOW, WOO!

I sure am. It's because I'm cool. Yeeeeeah.




( Okay, it's my birthday, but I'm still considerate enough to use a cut )

Oh, and I got THE MOST BITCHIN' UKULELE.
Don't laugh, I'm cool. Just waiting on a pitch pipe so I can tune it more accurately.
ALSO: POLDARK DVDS
I kind of want to make a lol-ful, screencap heavy guide to Poldark with them. With lots of effin' and a-jeffin' and too much focus on Drake Carne and his beautiful eyebrow (yes, singular).

There is someone on dA who has spent the past year slowly, and very subtly, copying everything that I do...

I don't mean like tracing or ripping off my style, I mean like little design features and characters.

I'm not going to say anything to them and I'm not going to name names, I'm just going to sit and watch what happens. It's pretty entertaining.



I first became suspicious aaages ago, but recently they're really slipping in their subtly. Hee hee <:3

I DID MY LAST EXAM YESTERDAY. SO LONG GRAPHICS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
I feel so free now :>

Well, kind of.
Now I feel obligated to go through all the shit I've missed on here, dA and even FA and comment or some such and it's all a bit "ahhhhh nooo, but I've missed it anyway" but sometimes I worry that it'll look like I'm ignoring people and they'll think I'm an even bigger jerk than they already thought I was

but then, like now, I think "fuck you Ozza it's the internet, no-one likes each other on the internet and it doesn't matter anyway because it's THE INTERNET"
And then I am mildly amused by the whole thing.
lol, internet. I get so silly sometimes.


By the way, I'm in a stupidly good mood because I finally got hold of the Bugsy Malone soundtrack 8V
Ozza, you're such a sadsack.

humpf I can hear someone setting off fireworks.
What is there to set off fireworks about. Summer isn't firework weather either. People near me are strange.
/ramble

I am ridiculously tired right now.

But everyone's been doing A2A posts so I'm copying because I am cool and unique.

( Ashes To Ashes 2x08 SPOILERS )

(F)Shaggi used Bite! It was super effective!(W) says:
I sent a link of the day suggestion in to FA....hope it wins XD It's the best piece of crap EVER
*Ozza* l| Sorry... Did I Startle You? |l says:
IT BETTER HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH DAVID CAMERON I SWEAR TO GOD
(F)Shaggi used Bite! It was super effective!(W) says:
YES IT DOES
(F)Shaggi used Bite! It was super effective!(W) says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZagGfBC7wPU&NR=1
*Ozza* l| Sorry... Did I Startle You? |l says:
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
*Ozza* l| Sorry... Did I Startle You? |l says:
KILL IT KILL IT
*Ozza* l| Sorry... Did I Startle You? |l says:
OH GOD
*Ozza* l| Sorry... Did I Startle You? |l says:
OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT
*Ozza* l| Sorry... Did I Startle You? |l says:
oh god fetal alcohol syndrome
(F)Shaggi used Bite! It was super effective!(W) says:
I HOPE IT GETS IN
(F)Shaggi used Bite! It was super effective!(W) says:
IT HAS A WILLY IN IT SO IT HAS TO
*Ozza* l| Sorry... Did I Startle You? |l says:
I hope someone drowns it in a pond jesus christ
(F)Shaggi used Bite! It was super effective!(W) says:
I have to agree

I'm wanting to actually appear active on the internet again now
but it's hard! >8(

I have a few days of freedom and then next week is like WHOA. I have four exams crammed into the space of 5 days which sounds like it'll be very un-fun.
...I think I'm okay to do what I want after that.
Like, I still have this 'transition period' for college because I'm staying on the extra year, but that all seems chill. Or it would if I knew when the transition thing EVEN STARTS.
(please god I don't want Mr Dean next year though, I do not want to play with his Warhammers and all that shit nonono)


A BRIEF GLANCE AT MY F-LIST tells me you're all being complete madheads.
Well, some of you are.
Why is this.
Tell me why this is.

by the way, look at how close it is to my birthday! :3
i am excite 4 Poldark dvd ok good time~

I'M BACK >:V
just when you were happy to be rid of me huh


If you didn't know, I've been off for the week staying in a terrible caravan.
And lawks, was it dreadful!

I could go on and bitch about it for hours, especially considering I didn't want to go in the first place, but in short I'll say the shower only worked on cold and the water was dirty, I got yelled at a ridiculous amount by my slightly mad grandma (JUST BECAUSE I DON'T GET UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN LIKE YOU DOESN'T MAKE ME 'IDLE'. OH NO IT'S 10AM, CLEARLY I NEED TO GET THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I'M WASTING THE ENTIRE DAY. PLEASE BANG LOUDLY ON MY PAPER THIN DOOR! how the hell can you judge me gramma, you steal people's cats, seriously) and I went outside for like two hours and ended up painfully sunburnt.

wtf I have a red nose and cheeks, I look like a cartoon drunk



I have to really knuckle down for the next fews days because I've got my History exam on Napoleon on Tuesday and I can't remember shit.
I've decided that making a series of short and badly drawn comics is a great way to make stuff sink in, so I'll have many hours of joys doodling itty bitty Napoleons looking pissed off. OH, GOOD TIMES!




Anyway, what did I miss?
Anything good? :>

Yeah, MAM. Spending pretty much the entire day on Facebook playing Bejeweled. Yet again it's night before I actually get my computer back.
why you take my things without telling me ;~;


ANYWAY
I had a damn freaky dream, which I really blame on watching Hornblower on a night.
In the dream, I was watching some kind of Team Fortress 2 mini movie (kind of like Meet The Spy), which seemed to focus on some new kind of character class
which was Philip Glenister.

I swear to god, a younger Philip Glenister was in TF2. And I could tell it was computer generated but the graphics were amazing so it looked dead like him. I have no idea what the shit kind of class he was supposed to be (aside from being 'a Phil') but he dressed kind of like a cross between Demoman and Sniper :/
AND THE BEST BIT:
in the movie Philip Glenister was coming on to Sniper. Guuui!
and Medic walked in on them and was like "ACH, I KNEW EET!" because clearly Sniper and Philip Glenister would be totally gay for eachother. Clearly.

But now as a result, I think I ship it :(



in unrelated news TIM UPDATE as my suspicions were correct:
Tim McInnerny will indeed be in tomorrow's episode of George Gently (8:30pm, BBC1 fyi)
Tom Goodman-Hill's going to be in it too. I like him, I like his nose.

Hopefully I'll be able to say something more interesting tomorrow before I leave for the week fff

I've found it hard to get on here long enough recently now that Ma's become obsessed with Facebook (SHUT UP, MA. 'LOL' DOES NOT MEAN 'LOTS OF LAUGHS'. OH MY GOD.) but in the mean time I invented a super fun MSPaint game that everyone should try because it's actually just THAT good.



1) Open MSPaint
2) Don't look directly at the screen! Make sure you can just see it out of the corner of your eye, or so that it's just visible in your line of vision.
3) Draw something with your mouse.
4) lol







p.s. my drawing is supposed to be Jack Sparrow.
p.p.s. I've never drawn Jack Sparrow before in my life.
p.p.p.s. Hover your arrow-clicker dingy over the picture.

I don't think I'll be going for the 2009 Green Day tour.

It makes sense I suppose.
I was supposed to be going to see War of The Worlds this year because it's the anniversary tour and I was going to go with my Dad for my 18TH BIRTHDAY but we couldn't get the tickets.
I guess if I can't go to see that which we were planning on since around Christmas, why the fuck should I be able to see Green Day?

Hey that's one dream ruined, why bother keeping the other etc.


I'm just pissed off about it because I never get out of the house or do anything special and both these things were kind of important to me...



You spend 7 years following a band and you don't seem to get much out of it for commitment, do you?
tsk




EDIT: OH MY GOD ALEXIS JAMES IS PLAYING THE ARTILLERYMAN AGAIN ON THIS YEAR'S WAR OF THE WORLDS TOUR I COULD ACTUALLY CRY RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK
HE IS MY IDEAL ARTILLERYMAN AND I LOVE HIM, I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO MISS OUT ON THIS YEAR
oh god please just kill me now, the injustice is agony ;___;

HAVE YOU GOT YOURS YET?

now that's what I'm tokin' bout

I'm listening through it now and, on first listen, it's actually nothing super amazing.
I like the plinky-plonky songs though, plinky-plonky songs are nice.

gggnnnnnnnhhhhggg >:V

I watched George Gently on Sunday.
And it was really v good, I mean, I knew it'd be good, but...
The hanging scene at the end really made me cringe. Not in a squeamish way, fuck no, but in a "oh god I could facepalm a hole into my head" way.

HANGING A MAN: YOU ARE DOING IT VERY VERY WRONG
and it makes me hurt inside

I've been watching the scene again on iPlayer and picking it apart because it bugged me so much.
I don't know much about a lot of things, but one subject I do have some minor knowledge on is this one.
Dear TV script writers - DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK.
I know the entire scene was probably less than 30 seconds but it actually ruined the episode for me.

( Details regarding hanging that you may not want to read about )

TL;DR a bloody monkey could've done that execution better.
And I could've been his assistant.